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Dirk’s Bro

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wariofan63:

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That’s when this happened

I FUCKING CAN’T

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diddlesandaprostates:

wolfalchemist:

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pallam9:

ME AND GRACE USING DEVIL GOD BLADES EATING SANDWICHES FOREVER
AWWYEAAH. I’m not fucked at all :&gt;

BBU AND I USING HOOKBLADES AND EATING IN N’ OUT FOR THE REST OF OUR DAYS.
whelp

Shaun….and a sniper rifle…. And jelly with fruit pieces…..
HELP!?

So..I’m stuck with c2.  I get to have a scythe.  aand I get to eat cinnamon buns.I DON’T THINK I’M FUCKED AT ALL :D 

Im with Soundy. It’s okay, I decked out her wheel chair. It’s practically a tank. I have a scythe, and a life time supply of peanut butter cookies.
I’m good.

Soundy is also the last one I text, so we’re all a three-team of awesome. I’ve got my Rakum Rakish staff, fucking shit up.
Last thing I ate, before deciding on going to get a sammich, is Starburst Candy. Ohboy, my teeth and jaw will be destroyed within 24 hours.

Kelly, two swords and a lifetime supply of Percy Pigs… 
LET’S DO THIS THING. 

Emily, Catwomans whip and pancakes…. I hope Emily has a better wepon than me..

ERIK. YOU, ME, MASTER SWORDS AND COCOA KRISPIES WITH MILK.WE ARE FUCKED. 

ALANA, A CLAW, AND CORNFLAKES. I COULD LIVE WITH THIS.
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Fandom: Mass Effect
“She came to a clearing, and her mouth fell agape at what she saw. There, upon a nest of sticks and discarded rifles, stood the sexiest fucking eagle she’d ever seen.”
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